dean-ilostmyshoe:

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

who knew ed sheeran was on tumblr??

(Source: surf4ces)

bloodredridinghood:

jaredpotterlecki:

dead

(Source: old-wings, via highfunctioningsociopathwithabox)

bean-alchemist:

swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

wait

what

(via highly-functioning-fanatic)

dietchola:

what a great recovery

(via highly-functioning-fanatic)

i-am-mr-clever:

TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE

(Source: fuckyeahdementia, via highly-functioning-fanatic)

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

an hour? most women get 12 hours of that, if not more!

(Source: vimeo.com, via ohmytardis)

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

(Source: vimeo.com, via ohmytardis)

My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.

This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.

(Source: smelliott, via highly-functioning-fanatic)

3.08 Second Sons // Sansa Stark

(Source: catsofthecanal, via thebritishteapot)

paintdoktahwho:

God knows how that looked.

by tisziny

(via thesixtysevenchevyimpala)

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friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

(via sherlocked-with-thebeatles)

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

deathofadeity:

smashing-bricks:

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE HAD IT COMING ALL ALONG

in which, once again, tumblr makes light of murder whilst maintaining that rape needs a trigger warning because it’s just the worst thing that could ever happen

Who said he died?

(Source: redsuspenders, via sherlocked-with-thebeatles)